I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
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no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
i fucking love this fandom ok
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why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
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when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
YES
excuse me but yes it was definitely necessary to reblog this.
BLESS THIS
I wouldn’t mind seeing more of these.
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The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy
TERRIFYING.
I HAVE SERIOUSLY MET HER AT THE MALL AND SHE IS THE SWEETEST, SASSIEST, MOST EASY TO TALK TO LITTLE SWAMP CREATURE I HAVE EVER MET
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